Spaceship so wet, call it Neptune drip,
Ride that cosmic dick—zero-gravity grip.
Martian cheeks clap, make the comets all stare,
Milky-Way gush, leave a star-spangled snare.
Probe in my hole, got me beamin’ so bright,
Crop-circle twerk on your flight path tonight.
Meteor speed when I bust this nut,
Abduct that wood, got you stuck in my butt.