Uptown funk you up, we say uptown funk you up,
Drippin’ that gold satin swagger, shoes cut the moon in half,
H-town to Harlem—every curb’s a catwalk,
Bruno got the perm poppin’, Ronson’s groove talk,
Bass so thick it shimmy-shakes your backbone,
Ride the clap like a Cadillac chrome,
Mic in my hand, ice in my pinky,
Whole room blinkin’, everybody funky,
To the right, to the left—dip, spin, show your crest,
We don’t chase the vibe, baby, we manifest.