I woke up, stepped on a Lego, screamed “motherfuck!”
Spilled my coffee, shirt said “shit,” luck ran outta truck.
Boss texted “l(fā)ate again,” I replied “eat my ass!”
Autocorrect switched it to “duck,” so I doubled down fast.
Traffic jam, honking horns, I mouthed every curse,
Radio bleeped like a choir of nuns in a hearse.
Tonight I’ll howl ‘em at the moon, uncensored and loud,
‘Cause sometimes the only poetry left is shouting “fuck” proud.