Jingle bells on blast, sleigh skids on ice so slick,
sub-woofers glow red like Rudolph’s nose on brick.
Santa in a Trap coat, Gucci belt, midnight flight,
ho-ho-hustle 808, drop it low, silent night.
Snow globe shake, bassquake, roof tiles jingle-clap,
elf squad whip the fader, candy-cane sub-gap.
Repeat the hook—bells glitch, reindeer mosh-pit slam,
merry trap to all, even Granny says “goddamn!”