I wasn’t allowed to watch Whose Line as a kid
Mom said the jokes were too fast, too loose, too grim
Now I’m grown, high, rewindin’ Colin’s grin
Makin’ up my trauma in a hoedown spin
Drew’s like, “Scenes from a hat: your toxic Christian youth”
I spit a bar about shame and a puppet named Truth
Ryan trips the cue card—boom, I’m triggered, laughin’
Censorship lost, I’m the punchline that happened