Hey, blocky beat drops in the neon nether glow,
Pink pork chop groove on the crimson audio,
Snout to the sky, hooves tap the obsidian floor,
Bassline of bacon, bounce through the warped door.
Gold boots click, piglin party in the fire haze,
Lo-fi oinks in the lava-light maze,
Turn up the disc, let the snare spark fly,
Minecraft moon swings low—oink, dance, never die!